Arachnophobes are welcome to ignore this posting....
Fiona - she of the flowers - sent me a photo of a spider she'd spotted. As you can see it is a brilliant photo. She asked what it was.
I haven't got my spider books with me so I went on Google image search for the genus I thought it was - Clubonia. Imagine my surprise when I came up with 7 photos of my own out of the eighteen on the first image search page. It might have been less surprising if any of my photos had been a spider but in fact none of them were!
There was however the one portrait of me that I like (taken eighteen years ago). So now, it seems, I'm a spider!
"Wherever we are, there is likely to be at least one spider within a few feet of us." - Stephen Dalton
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