1. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
2. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.
3. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
4. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
5. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
6. The calendar's days are numbered.
7. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
8. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
9. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
10. When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
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