Tuesday 10 June 2008

More Awfully Punny

1. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

2. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.

3. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

4. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

5. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

6. The calendar's days are numbered.

7. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

8. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

9. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

10. When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.

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