1. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
2. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.
3. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
4. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
5. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
6. The calendar's days are numbered.
7. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
8. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
9. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
10. When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
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Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Tuesday, 15 April 2008
Awfully punny
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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