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Do you ever talk to yourself? Or, more to the point, do you ever talk to your computer? I suspect an outsider would find it hilarious if they sat in GB's study with the two of us.
One of us is sitting here chunnering away about "Why did I do that... What am I looking for... " and "This is very weird..." while the other is alternately saying "Don't you dare autocorrect on me again..." and "What do you mean the program is not rsponding - it's working fine?"
Fortunately we tend to use different tones when talking to each other so there is no danger of "You bloody stupid thing" being misinterpreted as a personal insult.