Sentences that could have changed world history...

And on the sixth day God rested.

Adam - "I hate apples."

Joseph - "It's a girl."

Mrs Robert's gynaecoloogist - "It's a boy". (You have to have lived through the Thatcher era to get that one!)

God - "All right, so you were peckish. Just don't let it happen again."

Pilate - "Jesus of Nazareth - bound over to keep the peace."

Charlady - "I cleaned out all those dirty dishes, Mr Fleming."

Robert Catesby - "Quick Guy, I can hear someone coming - light the fuse now."

Columbus - "Let's give it a miss - it's probably only a small atoll."

Number 11 - "Thou shalt not have sex."