Thursday, 2 April 2009

Sentences that could have changed world history...

And on the sixth day God rested.

Adam - "I hate apples."

Joseph - "It's a girl."

Mrs Robert's gynaecoloogist - "It's a boy". (You have to have lived through the Thatcher era to get that one!)

God - "All right, so you were peckish. Just don't let it happen again."

Pilate - "Jesus of Nazareth - bound over to keep the peace."

Charlady - "I cleaned out all those dirty dishes, Mr Fleming."

Robert Catesby - "Quick Guy, I can hear someone coming - light the fuse now."

Columbus - "Let's give it a miss - it's probably only a small atoll."

Number 11 - "Thou shalt not have sex."


  1. Love your sense of humor. Great list. :)

  2. Lol

    'the fleming reference threw me for a while as I thought of oo7 not mold... oops
    must be Daniel Craig distracting me

  3. Brilliant! Warm wishes, Vxx

  4. So funny! But really, think about it!!!

  5. The world would be very different indeed...

  6. Bright! Creative! Very funny! Thank you for the laughter!


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