To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryere at passing cars. see how many of them slow down..
2. Page yourself over the intercom - don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction switch back to extra strong espresso.
5. on all your cheque stubs write ' For Marijuana'.
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7 Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-thru order is 'To Go'.
9. Sing along at the Opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't come tyo their party because you've got a headacahe.
11. When the money comes out pf the ATM scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, got to the counter and ask where the fitting room is...
Send this is as an e-mail to someone to make them smile.
It's called . . . THERAPY
Have a Happy Monday
Monday 16 November 2009
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LOL -- You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteCanadian Chickadee
really good, got to be one of the best.
ReplyDeleteThis rain is getting beyond a joke, having said that yesterday was like summer here.
Funny! I have a friend who answers questions on job applications with sarcasm and funny little things to garner shocked reactions. She's a little quirky.
ReplyDeleteso true - laughing is therapy! Did YOU make these up?
ReplyDeleteoh dear, these DId me me smile! thanks!
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