Sunday, 14 September 2008

Union Flag

The government has announced a change in the Union Flag (or Union Jack as it is colloquially known).

It will now become a circular red, white and blue design rather resembling a condom. This is to reflect current government policy which encourages inflation; halts production; destroys the next generation; protects a bunch of dicks; and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.

1 comment:

  1. I cannot think that this Government gives anyone a sense of security.


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