Thursday, 2 April 2009

Sentences that could have changed world history...

And on the sixth day God rested.

Adam - "I hate apples."

Joseph - "It's a girl."

Mrs Robert's gynaecoloogist - "It's a boy". (You have to have lived through the Thatcher era to get that one!)

God - "All right, so you were peckish. Just don't let it happen again."

Pilate - "Jesus of Nazareth - bound over to keep the peace."

Charlady - "I cleaned out all those dirty dishes, Mr Fleming."

Robert Catesby - "Quick Guy, I can hear someone coming - light the fuse now."

Columbus - "Let's give it a miss - it's probably only a small atoll."

Number 11 - "Thou shalt not have sex."
Posted by Scriptor Senex at 00:01
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8 comments:

  1. A Woman Of No Importance2 April 2009 at 00:41

    Very witty indeed, Sir!

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  2. Anonymous2 April 2009 at 01:46

    Love your sense of humor. Great list. :)

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  3. Val2 April 2009 at 03:08

    Lol

    'the fleming reference threw me for a while as I thought of oo7 not mold... oops
    must be Daniel Craig distracting me

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  4. Veronica2 April 2009 at 09:30

    Brilliant! Warm wishes, Vxx

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  5. Isabella2 April 2009 at 17:25

    LOL...fantastic list!

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  6. shabby girl3 April 2009 at 01:54

    So funny! But really, think about it!!!

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  7. The Archduchess3 April 2009 at 05:24

    The world would be very different indeed...

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  8. Cynthia L. H.4 April 2009 at 03:32

    Bright! Creative! Very funny! Thank you for the laughter!

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