...beneath the kitchen sink:-
Enough half-used tins of polish to shine the boots of an entire regiment
Old knickers and T-shirts which will make "marvelous dusters"
Half a dozen tiles left over from tiling the kitchen walls
A roll of bin liners which didn't fit
Empty coffee and pickle jars which will "come in useful one day" but never do
A solidified box of Polyfilla
A giant stash of supermarket carrier bags
A cracked saucer and two old Brillo pads
A bottle of stain remover (used once)
A grey dishcloth with more holes than cloth
From Journolists - Mail on Sunday - 4th Aug 1991
Well, at least the old tee shirts will come in handy for using up the boot polish!!
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this made me smile! thanks!
ReplyDeleteIf all of that lot is in one cupboard then you have a mighty big cupboard.
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