Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!
Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as 'Holyshit!'
LOL - oh that was AWESOME!!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat sales pitch - what a huge dog too! Jeez, he makes Moonbeam look small.
That's an incredible dog, Sir! Do you imagine it's been slightly photoshopped, at all?
ReplyDeleteGood grief, you could always put a saddle on him and ride him out a bit! Have a fine weekend, Sir! Thank you for your fabulous MMM posts, too!
This is so cute. Made me smile.
ReplyDeleteLOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ANIMAL!!!! That's my response as well!
ReplyDeleteEy Caramba! I wonder what breed he is...looks like possibly a Mastiff or Presa Canario? He's a little intimidating.
ReplyDeleteso funny! thanks for the laugh today.
ReplyDeleteReally funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle.