Saturday, 29 August 2009

Beware, this could happen to you.

An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen , the man leaned over to his
host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names'.

The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago ,and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old bitch what her name is.'



  1. Hahahahahhahahaha! Good one John!

  2. That's wonderful.
    You do crack me up.
    Thanks for the chuckle.
    The Canadian Chickadee

  3. You have provided some of the best laughs I've had from reading blogs. This is super. Thanks.

  4. With my memory for names I must remember that solution!

  5. Made me laugh. (Good title for the post too. I'm afraid. Very afraid.)

  6. oh dear, I will have to watch out for this. great!


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