They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult incontinance pants?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."
HA! :) At first I was romanticizing the older couple getting married, how sweet...and then, I smirked and then smiled and then laughed.
ReplyDeleteCute.
Ha ha .... very good!
ReplyDeleteAs I read the lines, I was trying to guess what the 'punch line' would be. :-)
hehehe what at clever idea! loved it!
ReplyDeleteI didn't see the gift registry coming! LOL!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back!!!
Great punch line!
ReplyDeleteSorry - too close for comfort to be funny......
ReplyDeleteHi John,
ReplyDeleteLoved the blog. So good to have you back - we have really missed your blogs and the laughter.
LOL xx
Makes a change from John Lewis.
ReplyDeleteLol. I was thinking, how sweet, too. :-)
ReplyDeleteGreat to have you back in blog-land.
Very amusing!!
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