Monday, 5 September 2011

Happy Monday - living dangerously



"If women are so good at multi-tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?” - Billy Connolly

"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers." - Doug Larson

Q - How many BT telephonists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - One hundred. One to change the bulb (eventually), nine to transfer you from one to the other and ninety to say “Please continue to hold, your call is important to us”.

 If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him. Is he still wrong?

Posted by Scriptor Senex at 07:02

3 comments:

  1. ADRIAN5 September 2011 at 11:46

    Thanks.......was feeling a little down today.....cheered me up.

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  2. Heather5 September 2011 at 15:04

    HAHAHA!!! Like the first one in your write up and the last one, the best ;)

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  3. Jill5 September 2011 at 18:33

    Good ones!
    Are you almost home?

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