herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets...........M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.
I loved that punchline!
ReplyDeleteNow that's started the week off nicely. Thanks John.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. I can relate. My husband would make the same loving gesture!
ReplyDeleteI was considering posting this same story, so good job something made me change my mind.
ReplyDeleteI love it as a story, and not too far from the truth.
Love Granny
Now that was a very good one. One that deserves to be passed around. Thanks for the laugh. Your page design is also quite good! One of these days I have to figure out how to customize mine more.
ReplyDeleteHeehee Absolutely great. You fooled me with that one, the end was totally unexpected.
ReplyDelete;^) ;^) ;^)
ReplyDeleteLol - this would most certainly describe my husband and I (except I use more affectionate language). great one!
ReplyDeleteAwww - you could see that one coming a mile off. But funny!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good joke to start the week, CJ. :-)
ReplyDeleteIf a man can get it wrong he will!
ReplyDeleteA story impossible to translate into Swedish because we have totally different numbers for dress sizes! ;)
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