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Monday, 12 October 2009

Happy Monday - Banana Split (naughty but nice)

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

5 comments:

Jen12 October 2009 01:40
LOL!

That banana split looks so yummy. I might have to go get some ice cream.
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Pauline12 October 2009 02:17
For some reason I find that hilarious! Maybe it's the photo that makes it better.
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shabby girl12 October 2009 03:25
Hahahahaha! I should have seen that one coming!
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Spesh 112 October 2009 09:52
Thank you for giving me such a smile on a grey, miserable morning!

Lots and lots of love and good wishes for November. Pat xxx
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Simply Heather13 October 2009 11:15
:)
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