Thursday 26 March 2009

Migraine relief – or perhaps a cause thereof...


I was looking at migraine relief sites the other day to check whether there were any obvious triggers that I had failed to eliminate from my diet. One of the sites I came across was Dr. Tamiko Arrisola (always low prices at our drugstore, order online lowest price drugs easy). I just loved the translation from the Japanese for what, I think, was an advert for Nortriptyline. It was definitely enough to give one a headache...


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I'd love to know where the Mark of Cain and Charles Darwin come in; and why he uexsufflated! And I thought wethers were castrated male sheep - I hope no one is recommending that as a solution to my migraines.....

3 comments:

  1. Your post made me laugh for the first time today. Thank you so much.

    Sorry about your migraines. I have them also and they are certainly no laughing matter.

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  2. Ah, the joys of online translating services!

    Sorry to hear you are eliminating everything apart from breathing to try to help your migraines, John - That must be such a shame, giving up what you love to eat, when you have given up so much already...

    Thank you for continuing to offer such wonderful photos, jokes, stories, art, musings and all else, in spite of where you are in your life, Sir - My hat is off to you, more than once each day...

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