Quotes from "The Best a Man Can Get"
We’ve all done it. We’ve
all kept little secrets from our partners.
We’ve all avoided telling them an awkward detail or subtly skirted over
something we’d rather they didn’t know.
We’ve all rented a secret room on the other side of the city where we
could hide half the week to get away from all that boring, exhausting baby
stuff. Oh, that last oine is just me
apparently.
Alarm clocks are for people who have something more important
to do than sleeping, and this is a concept that I struggled to grasp.
“Dear
Deirdre, I am an attractive blonde and people say I have a good figure, The other night, when my husband was away,
his brother came round and one thing led to another and we ended up in bed…” He broke off from reading out the
letter. “They always say that: one thing
led to another. How exactly does one
thing lead to another, because that must be the bit that I’m getting
wrong. I understand the brother coming
round, and I understand that they were in bed together. But how did they get from the first stage to
the last?”
“It’s
easy, Simon,” said Jim. “…one thing
leads to another.”
“What are
the kids doing?”
“Millie’s
watching the Postman Pat video; the one in which he goes oin a shooting spree through
Greendale. And Alfie is strapped in his
chair watching Millie.”
“Oh well,
as long as the telly’s on. We wouldn’t want to leave them unsupervised.”
I found
these photos simultaneously revolting and compelling. Like car crashes and anchovies, you knew they
were horrible but you couldn’t help double-checking to make sure they were as
sickening as they’d seemed the first time.
She told
me I should stick up for myself and, not having the courage to argue with her, I
meekly agreed that I would in future.
There had
been a time when I had hated him for leaving Mum, but now I no longer based my
view of people entirely on what my mother had thought. I didn’t still think that Liberace had just
never found the right girl.
John
O’Farrell
Interesting collage of random oddness perpetrated by one author! Curious as to the inspiration for this post... care to enlighten? 8-)
ReplyDeleteI simply enjoyed the book and wanted to share some of the author's wonderful work.
DeleteI'm all for random oddness, you know me... 8-)
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