Another purpose being to expand your consciousness and understanding of time. Notice that after you have found the overstuffed chair in the dark by clever usage of the small toe, your sense of self will focus in an instant. All traces of bourbon are wiped away with the speed of thought, and time seems to stand still for you. One second becomes one eternity...
The big toe must be in the same profession as the little toe...wait, I think it's there to stop heavy objects from denting the floor! The problem is there isn't much that can be done when a toe breaks..you just have to let it heal. Nothing worse than a sore foot...except maybe a sore back. (But that means work for hubby!) Hope your toe is better!
When one lives with cats, treading through the house in the dark becomes an exercise in probationary walking. Slide each foot slowly forward, barely touching the ground. If it encounters no resistance, put weight on it. Repeat with other foot. This might come in handy where furniture is concerned, as well.
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How true. And so underrated, until it happens...;)
ReplyDeleteI think that's its main purpose.
ReplyDeleteAnother purpose being to expand your consciousness and understanding of time. Notice that after you have found the overstuffed chair in the dark by clever usage of the small toe, your sense of self will focus in an instant. All traces of bourbon are wiped away with the speed of thought, and time seems to stand still for you. One second becomes one eternity...
ReplyDeleteI seem to be looking for furniture all the time these days!
ReplyDeleteExactly! Which is why my Sweetie has broken both of his more than once! Trust me when i say, his are fine examples of this.
ReplyDeleteNot again!! Oh no. It's usually the big toe?
ReplyDeleteI take it that you have found the purpose of one of your little toes?
ReplyDeleteThe big toe must be in the same profession as the little toe...wait, I think it's there to stop heavy objects from denting the floor! The problem is there isn't much that can be done when a toe breaks..you just have to let it heal. Nothing worse than a sore foot...except maybe a sore back. (But that means work for hubby!) Hope your toe is better!
ReplyDeleteOUCH!!! I felt that.
ReplyDeleteWhen one lives with cats, treading through the house in the dark becomes an exercise in probationary walking. Slide each foot slowly forward, barely touching the ground. If it encounters no resistance, put weight on it. Repeat with other foot. This might come in handy where furniture is concerned, as well.
ReplyDeleteWe call my baby grandson's little toe 'his full stop'.:-)
ReplyDeleteThe last time my nose usurped this job...
ReplyDeleteVery true! I have broken my small toe a few times. I hope you haven't!
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