I have waited (sometimes in vain) for Badgers in the dark of
Lancashire and Devon woodlands and also tried to spot Beavers by night in the
latter county (again in vain but the hunting is part of the enjoyment). And I have even told storied of my Highland
Haggis hunts. But now I have a new
target – to see the free-range Salami wandering around Gloucestershire. I wonder if they are woodland or hedgerow
creatures?
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I wonder what happens when a free range salami meets a free range egg. Will they get along, fight or simply ignore each other?
ReplyDeleteThey get on all right, I checked. It's when a salami meets a wandering haggis on a dark night that blood is spilled...
DeleteSounds more like a warning than good news to me! (smile)
ReplyDeleteHave a nice tuck-in John! Give yourself that treat. A hearty meal it is. Nicely!
ReplyDeleteHank
Seems to be something special. Food outlets just mushroom as cooking at home is a luxury! Nicely John!
ReplyDeleteHank
Oh, that's wonderful. Bless you -- Best laugh I've had all week!
ReplyDeleteThat free range salami would be in trouble with all the gun-toting hunters that we have in Georgia!
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny.
Why, would they get peppered with holes??
DeleteI can't help you here. We no longer have free range salami in the States, and more's the pity. I think it was back around 1957 or so when they first reintroduced bologna to the range, and that error in sound judgement had the expected results - as even the skeptics know now, you cannot have bologna and salami on the same range.
ReplyDeleteIf you have the opportunity to write about the free range salami dining experience, please don't hold back. I've never tried it and I don't see the import law changing anytime soon, and my European travel fund has been depleted by quarterly income taxes.
Mad Jack, you are too funny.
DeleteFree range salami are longer, with a bigger girth, and are often found taking shelter under kilts! Or so I've heard. *wink*
ReplyDeleteHee Hee!
ReplyDeleteI had commented twice before, John! Seems something not right, here! I hope this gets through!
ReplyDeleteHank
Sorry Hank but comments are moderated on this blog and therefore have to await my next visit - I'm away, so only visiting bgland rarely.
DeleteGot it! Thanks John!
DeleteHank
Hehehe, they are a wiley bunch, for sure!
ReplyDeleteAh...but do they have an ocean view? Have seen beef from cattle with an ocean view offered on a menu (in California, of course) Thanks for the chuckle!
ReplyDeleteJohn you have opened a can of worms here....can't stop chuckling.
ReplyDeleteWhat about free range haggis.
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