No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.
-- Edward Abbey
Maybe the fish goes home and brags about the size of the bait he stole.
Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen
There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
-- Frederick L Collins
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
-- Jane Austen
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
-- Doug Larson
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-- George Burns
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
-- Laurence J. Peter
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
-- A. J. Liebling
We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
-- Jimmy Buffett
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