Monday 19 April 2010

Happy Monday - Classified Ads

These classifieds allegedly ran in a Minneapolis newspaper -

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog.. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.. Excellent
condition.. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Husband knows everything..

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie .


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