If all had gone to schedule (which it hasn't) I would have been in hospital this morning so it seemed appropriate to post this one today:-
Nurses Aren't Supposed To Laugh.......
Fred had a problem so he went to see the nurse. She asked him to show her the problem.
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man-thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
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