If Literature's Great Characters Could Text

Here is a book I just have to read...

Here, for example, is Gone with the Wind...

Scarlett O'Hara:
ashley
ashley
ashley
ashley r u there
ashleyyyyyyyy
(i'm DRUNK (from brandy))
remember that time we made out in the barn

Ashley Wilkes:
Scarlett, it's four in the morning and I have to get up in two hours to run your mill
Please don't text me this late

Scarlett O'Hara:
oh i sold the mill
haha
did i not tell you that

Ashley Wilkes:
OMG.

Scarlett O'Hara:
did you know that pantalets are out this year
that's why im not wearing any :)

Ashley Wilkes:
OH MY GOD