A few quotes

Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future.
Niels Bohr

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben

How would you like to be remembered - As someone who did the best with the talent she had.
Anita Roddick

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
Satchel Paige

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Robert Byrne

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
John Benfield

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi

There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
Peter De Vries

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
James Thurber