George Bush still Rules, OK

I’m really upset about Obama being President-elect. What’s going to happen to all my unused George Bush jokes?

George Bush was being giving his daily briefing, he was told that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed.
"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His staff stood , somewhat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sat at his desk, head in hands. Finally he looked up with a devastated expression on his face and he asked, "How many is a brazillion?'

Bush

One really does have to ask on what basis do the Americans elect their President. I think it must be “Winner of the most crass comment of the year competition”.

11th January 2008 Sky News: "Six American soldiers have been killed by a blast in a booby-trapped house during an operation in Diyala, Iraq. Four other troops were wounded in the explosion."
11th January 2008 Bush: 'We're winning the fight against Terrorists'

Try telling that to the families of the soldiers!