I have been known to complain about how early Christmas goods appear in the shops. It is one of my best known ‘Grumpy Old Man’ themes. But now I have another. Partner-who-loves-tea and I were in Marks and Spencer’s food store in Heswall yesterday (i.e. the Seventh Day of Christmas) and guess what we found on the shelves.
To quote Victor Meldrew "I do not believe it!"