One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started....
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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
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Monday 4 October 2010
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He he I like the last one :-)
ReplyDeleteHow about:
Husband comes home from work. "Darling, where is my dinner?" Wife: "On page 63 in the cook book."
(I know. I'm a lousy joke teller.)
Great! Also love your new quote at the top of the page!
ReplyDeleteCanadian Chickadee
now they are funny...good start to the day..
ReplyDeletesaz x
All good ones...
ReplyDeleteI got nothin' (but I got a lot of it.)