Monday, 4 October 2010

Happy Monday - And then the fight started...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started....


My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...


My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........


My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...



  1. He he I like the last one :-)
    How about:
    Husband comes home from work. "Darling, where is my dinner?" Wife: "On page 63 in the cook book."
    (I know. I'm a lousy joke teller.)

  2. Great! Also love your new quote at the top of the page!
    Canadian Chickadee

  3. now they are funny...good start to the day..

    saz x

  4. All good ones...

    I got nothin' (but I got a lot of it.)


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