Monday, 4 October 2010

Happy Monday - And then the fight started...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started....

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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

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4 comments:

  1. He he I like the last one :-)
    How about:
    Husband comes home from work. "Darling, where is my dinner?" Wife: "On page 63 in the cook book."
    (I know. I'm a lousy joke teller.)

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  2. Great! Also love your new quote at the top of the page!
    Canadian Chickadee

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  3. now they are funny...good start to the day..

    saz x

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  4. All good ones...

    I got nothin' (but I got a lot of it.)

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