Monday, 15 March 2010

Happy Monday - Getting Married

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult incontinance pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."


  1. HA! :) At first I was romanticizing the older couple getting married, how sweet...and then, I smirked and then smiled and then laughed.


  2. Ha ha .... very good!

    As I read the lines, I was trying to guess what the 'punch line' would be. :-)

  3. hehehe what at clever idea! loved it!

  4. I didn't see the gift registry coming! LOL!
    Welcome back!!!

  5. Sorry - too close for comfort to be funny......

  6. Hi John,

    Loved the blog. So good to have you back - we have really missed your blogs and the laughter.

    LOL xx

  7. Makes a change from John Lewis.

  8. Lol. I was thinking, how sweet, too. :-)

    Great to have you back in blog-land.


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