A week or so ago I gave you eleven examples of how to sleep like a cat. Here are some more. (Please note I didn't take the photos - they were in one of those round robin e-mails that occasionally turn up in one's in-box from a friend. Source therefore unknown.)
12. The Sleeping Dog - Find a dog. Imitate the dog.
13. The Librarian - Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.
14. The Married Couple - Don't be afraid to snore.
15. The Windowsill - The whole world is your hammock.
16. The Clothes Dryer - Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.
17. The Pot Luck - Think of yourself as a last-minute fruit salad that everyone will be very polite about but probably not enjoy all that much.
18. The Head-Rush - Head to the ground, paws in the air - let gravity do the rest.
19. The Odd One Out - For this one you will need first to find two willing conformists.
20. The Mid-Sentence - Only recommended for individuals with extreme forms of narcolepsy.
21. The Bag Of Limbs (Box Edition)- Have a friend or loved one take you apart and put you back together haphazardly inside a box.
22. The Bag Of Limbs (Couch Edition) - Same as above, except (obviously) without the box.
23. The Dog Bed - Not a bed for dogs, but a bed that is made of dogs. i.e., the most comfortable bed you will ever sleep on that also smells kind of funky.
24. The Office Worker - Fall asleep on the job. LOL.
25. The Ruler - Measure the floor with every inch of your tiny body.
Since I've never written a post to be published on schedule, but always post them as soon as I finish writing them, I don't know how to fix the problem with scheduled going back to drafts.
ReplyDeleteHmmm looking at these pictures makes me wonder whether I am really going to wait a year before getting another cat :-)
It's hard not to be really amused by these and to wonder just how people managed to get the photos and then assemble them.
ReplyDeleteThese are wonderful! They're all adorable, but I'm amazed at the clothes dryer - it looks terribly uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteHi, Scriptor, I agree with Helen -- these are all terrific, I think, though, that she's right -- and the clothes dryer is the funniest. Wouldn't you think that would hurt???
ReplyDeleteThanks for a good chuckle! xoxoxo Carol
I love these, especially the librarian :-)
ReplyDeleteI just thought of a caption for the last photo, which makes it look as if the cat has fainted dead away:
ReplyDelete"Your tennis racquet is strung with WHAT????"