Some more of the bumper stickers I have used on this page - in case you missed some...
An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the Inland Revenue.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
Resistance is futile (if > 1 ohm)
Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.
If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
Showing posts with label Bumper Stickers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bumper Stickers. Show all posts
Wednesday, 5 December 2007
Saturday, 10 November 2007
Bumper Stickers
As I change my bumper sticker each day and not everyone visits that frequently I thought I'd list the ones I have used to date -
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids
Your body would look good in my trunk.
Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
Life is short. So buy the shoes!
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send me £10.00.
Without geometry, life is pointless
The winner of the rat race is still a rat
Don't believe everything you think.
Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.
Squirrels - nature's speed bumps
National Spellling Bee Runer-Up
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!
The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids
Your body would look good in my trunk.
Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
Life is short. So buy the shoes!
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send me £10.00.
Without geometry, life is pointless
The winner of the rat race is still a rat
Don't believe everything you think.
Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.
Squirrels - nature's speed bumps
National Spellling Bee Runer-Up
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!
The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
Wednesday, 24 October 2007
Bumper Stickers
I have added a Bumper Sticker / Car Window Sticker to the left-hand column of my Blog. If I remember I shall change it each day. All of them are allegedly genuine ones that have been seen on the road – mostly in the US. One of my favourites is in the window of a nurse’s car that parks in the doctor’s surgery next door..
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