A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams
Haha, the third one is particularly true in my case! :D
ReplyDeleteAnd i thought Ben Franklin said that about beer. Oh, well.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with the one by Roosevelt, but not at all with Lana Turner's idea of a successful woman. The deadlines-one made me smile.
ReplyDeleteI think the first comment is a dangerous one in this day and age. The penultimate one is so apt and true. Now I know what that sound is that I hear almost every day!
ReplyDeleteThat last one has excellent imagery. Good humor.
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