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Question - Is the decline of the English language due to ignorance or apathy?
Answer - Don’t know, don’t care.

Eat, Drink and be Merry...

1. The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;


2. The French eat lots of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;


3. The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;


4. The French (and Italians) drink excessive amounts of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians.

Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like, and in any quantities; it’s speaking English that kills you.