Quotes Galore

“Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.”  R E Shay

“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”  Anon.

“Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says.  The seventh day is the Lord they God’s.  The sixth is for sootball.”  Asnthony Burgess

“If you can look back on your life with contentment, you have one of man’s most precious gifts – a selective memory.  Jum Fiebig

“An optimist tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.”  Anon

“The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours.”  Arthur Lacey

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation, as you grow older it will avoid you.”  Joey Adams