Thursday, 19 October 2017

If Literature's Great Characters Could Text

Here is a book I just have to read...



Here, for example, is Gone with the Wind...

Scarlett O'Hara:
ashley
ashley
ashley
ashley r u there
ashleyyyyyyyy
(i'm DRUNK (from brandy))
remember that time we made out in the barn

Ashley Wilkes:
Scarlett, it's four in the morning and I have to get up in two hours to run your mill
Please don't text me this late

Scarlett O'Hara:
oh i sold the mill
haha
did i not tell you that

Ashley Wilkes:
OMG.

Scarlett O'Hara:
did you know that pantalets are out this year
that's why im not wearing any :)

Ashley Wilkes:
OH MY GOD

7 comments:

  1. It sounds like a must read, very clever.

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  2. He he he, this is really funny!

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  3. RHETT BUTLER:
    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
    ASHLEY WILKES
    F.O. Rhett U Asshole!

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  4. hahahahahahhhhaHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! *clunk*

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